[Eruri] Remembering him

Me *throws self into ocean*: See ya later, you dumb world! *runs out of air and is saved by sexy merman* What the hell, dude! I'm trying to commit suicide!
Levi: What would drive a beautiful maiden like yourself into doing such a horrible thing?
Me: Eren and his thug-brained pals - they've been bullying me for years because of my height!
Levi: There's nothing wrong with being short - it suits you.
Me: *blush*